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	i kn0w TARZAN 18 years ago
	Fuck you jamie

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AirJedijamie 18 years ago

The Liverpool manager, Rafael Benitez, flies to Bagdad to watch a young Iraqi play football, and is suitably impressed and arranges him to come over to Anfield.

Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down to Manchester Utd with only 20 minutes left to play. The manager gives the young Iraqi striker the nod and on he goes.

The lad is a sensation, scores 5 goals in 20 minutes and wins the game for Liverpool. The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media love the new star.

When the player comes off the pitch he phones his mum to tell her about his first day in English football.

'Hello mum, guess what?' he says 'I played for 20 minutes today, and we were 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we won, Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me.'

'Wonderful,' says his mum, 'Let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street and robbed; your sister and I were ambushed, gang raped and beaten and your brother has joined a gang of looters and all while you were having such a great time playing bloody football.'

The young lad is very upset. 'What can I say mum, but I'm so sorry.'

Sorry?!!! Sorry?!!!' shrieks his mum, "It's your bloody fault we moved to Liverpool in the first place !!!!!

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	HEYPAR 18 years ago
	just for you SUB
Link:	http://www.gametrailers.com/vid...

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	N30Cr0n 18 years ago
	Hey Guys, there is a short thread explaining some of the features available on the website over at the forums. Have a read and see if you find something new!
Link:	http://forum.smokingunz.co.uk/v...

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	Vyper 18 years ago
	@ Shout 54: Is that how ya do it? LMAO :D

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	HEYPAR 18 years ago
	@ Shout 54: there is no quote in shout 53 if there was i would of used the quote bubble the shout was an apology for using subs catch phrase, if you would like us/me to quote every shout we mean when we/I use the "@" key then so be it, i will consider myself told. thanks a confussed hey

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N30Cr0n 18 years ago

@ Shout 53:

If you must quote shouts, how about using the quote shout feature I built FFS! its the little speech bubble icon under each post incase you were wondering.....

....I think over this weekend I will write a post on the forums highlighting the features of this website, make it so all you numpties can use the site, that I spent 4 months building, correctly (not counting B1X and SYN - they tested said features extensivly!)

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	HEYPAR 18 years ago
	@52 Sorry dude it's the scouse in me!!!!!

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	SubNova 18 years ago
	@ 51 Oi, that's my saying.....Ya mam!!

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	HEYPAR 18 years ago
	@48 ye mam

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	SubNova 18 years ago
	Wooooot!!! New site : )

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	AirJedijamie 18 years ago
	i am in now yeah

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	B1X 18 years ago
	work ! but you from liverpool

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	CROZZA 18 years ago
	@ Shout 42: Buy Powerline Adapters Dude!!!!!

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	HEYPAR 18 years ago
	@44 first day allready gettin moaned at! New site, same old n30 LOL!! didn't think you'd want a forum started just for a stupid question sorry @45 yes! I pay! cos I work!

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	B1X 18 years ago
	@ Shout 42: you pay ?

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	N30Cr0n 18 years ago
	@ Shout 42: There is a forum for that question dude!!

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	HEYPAR 18 years ago
	Random gamercard my hair ass!! Everytime I come on it's bixie or sub! I can see you want to make the two women feel part of the site n30 but being able to sign up should just be enough for THE WOMEN!!!!!

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	HEYPAR 18 years ago
	Has anybody got the new wireless adaptor? Is it better than the first? Is itworth the £40? Or shall I just stay wired?

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	SYNISTAR 18 years ago
	for all those who enjoy Bad Company 2..... it gets even better..... FREE MAPS!!
Link:	http://mature-gaming.com/dice-w...

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	BIXIE 18 years ago
	hahahaha yeah i wnna play now!!! lol x

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	HEYPAR 18 years ago
	its not about playin that game its about hitting the other drivers!!!

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	BIXIE 18 years ago
	Ray your Gay wanting to play that game...lol just kidding!!!

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	HEYPAR 18 years ago
	Just been checkin the forza league dates, I won't be joinin in with the league as my shift patern would mean me missin some nights, an I wouldn't want to take anybodys place who can be there every race night so happy racin dudz!! It's a girlie game anywayz!!!!!!!!!!!!

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	BIXIE 18 years ago
	i mean new web site...lol

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